- “You have the kangaroos, right? You eat them, right? And you have the koalas, right? And you eat them too. Oh no, I must be thinking of the Aboriginies, you eat them.”
- When talking about someone’s unborn son to be named Michael Faber: “Y’all should make Eugene his middle name so his initials will be M.U.F! Muff! Haw!”
- “Why is a gun clip called a magazine? It’s not a book! Well, I guess a book of bullets.”
- “Y’all celebrate Christmas in Australia?” [No, the world does not revolve around Americans.]
- “Are Americans the only ones who make movies? Does Australia have television?” [Please see comment above.]
Eating: Organic natural yoghurt with black cherries and a Babybel cheese round.
Drinking: Tea
Listening to: cable TV.
